Don’t ever trust anyone who’s writing a book. They make up lies for a living.

Is Lisa going to the prom?’I shelved my worries for the moment. ‘I don’t know, Mom. We don’t talk about the You-Know-What. We made a pact.’You could go together, if you didn’t want to mess...

When your family is twice as weird as normal, you have to be twice as polite to authority, because authority hates weird.