Answer me immediately or I’ll start cutting away everything that’s pretty on you…and then put it back.

will you shut up and kiss me before I change my mind?

All I see is my father’s tax money being wasted on shooting satellite pictures of South America like you guys work for the Travel Channel.– Todd Dooley (BLACK MARIAH – A Calling)

Young man, the truth is what you create.

My father and I used to watch a ton of old horror movies when I was growing up. ’The Creature from the Black Lagoon‘ was one of my father’s favorites and he was very excited...

She loves dogs. And in time, who knows, maybe she would even have ended up loving the type of dogs who eat other small dogs for lunch.– Leslie McNeill

I’m now requesting you refrain from calling me this early in the morning, before I’ve had a chance to steel my defenses against hearing you utter the word ‘lizard.’”– spoken by Dr. Jeri Asheer… to...

I guess I should thank you for totally making my morning. It’s not every day a stranger notices my perspiration level.- Dr. Jeri Asher (BLACK MARIAH – A Calling)

Sometimes the hardest journeys are the ones that begin with little hope. But we need to take them anyway.

After everything I’ve been through, the last thing I’m going to apologize for is my paranoia.

But I want to assure you, if it’s your last day on earth, even after 2,000 years, I strongly suggest you go for the Versace leaf halter dress.

A lizard brain fired the gun that wounded you, but it was the combination of three brains that orchestrated the elaborate circumstances in which the trigger was pulled. Way back when, the Landlord believed a...

I believe that on any trip to heaven, there are always detours through hell.

You retain the Ki. Whether or not you become a warrior is for you to discover.

When Carri died, I felt like I had lost everything, except my life, and my memories of her. Now I can’t even dream of her…