If you must give me a label, then label me a human being. I have no pride in being a human, though, because I have nothing to do with my becoming one.But, whereas animals don’t...

False humility is better than no humility at all.

Irreverence is our only sacred cow.

I am neither for conformity nor non-conformity. I am for individuality. If one’s individuality is in effect non-conformity, then so be it. But basically, one’s individuality consists of conformity–to one’s self.

Pope John Paul would be more popular if he called himself Pope John Paul George and Ringo

He may have died relatively young but he made up for it in quality if not quantity of years.

For years, reality has been nipping at the heels of satire. Now, it’s finally caught up. I don’t need to make this stuff up.

It was hard to say sometimes whether he was being provocative for its own sake or if he was just being drunk and stoned and irresponsible,