If Shane had avoided her for years because of a kiss, he might leave the country over a blow and hand job.

Fallon, you’re my Achilles Heel. I want to fuck you senseless, until you feel me imprinted on you even when I’m not inside you. But that’s all I want–all I can allow myself.

I don’t want forever. I never did… I just want right now.

Sometimes you have to go ‘yippee-ki-yay’ on a person who deserves it.

If you were truly ‘here for me,’ you would have a Kahlua in one hand and Henry Cavill’s number in the other. Since I’m not having drunken phone sex with Superman, there must be another...

Sometimes you have to go ‘yippee-ki-yay’ on a person who deserves it.

Hey Highbrow. Next time remember to tuck and roll.

Obviously life was a mean girl, and she was its bitch.

If you were truly ‘here for me,’ you would have a Kahlua in one hand and Henry Cavill’s number in the other. Since I’m not having drunken phone sex with Superman, there must be another...

Fallon, you’re my Achilles Heel. I want to fuck you senseless, until you feel me imprinted on you even when I’m not inside you. But that’s all I want—all I can allow myself.

I don’t want forever. I never did… I just want right now.