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Mike Myers  Quotes
So they ended up turning this little twenty eight page book into the movie. And it’s all about this stinky, smelly ogre who doesn’t care what anybody thinks of him.

—Mike Myers

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We’ve not prepared well this week and it’s cause to pause. I’m afraid my guys don’t understand the pain and frustration that comes with being embarrassed by your rival.

—Mike Myers

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Europe to me is young people trying to appear middle-aged and middle-aged people trying to appear young.

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The message of the movie is to accept who you are and not to succumb to the pressure of what the media tells you is beautiful and what you should be looking like.

—Mike Myers

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Tonight I had to cover Leach and I take that as a challenge. Our defense played well tonight. The guys are quick and make great touches.

—Mike Myers

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For me, everything definitely comes from music.

—Mike Myers

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Well, I like how people talk. I like language. You know, Linda Richman spoke in Yiddish.

—Mike Myers

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You definitely have to work both sides of the plate. You have to use up and down, you have to keep him guessing.

—Mike Myers

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I do miss Saturday Night Live, that’s for sure. There’s nothing like it. I just hosted, and I felt I’d only been away for a week.

—Mike Myers

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When you’re writing these things, you’re in a room making each other laugh, you really have very little sense of political correctness or incorrectness. This is a question that Europe tends to ask and America...

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You don’t win unless you have the seventh and eighth inning covered with someone outside of your closer. It’s nice to see middle relievers get their due.

—Mike Myers

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I had a blast, but I still wonder sometimes why they saw me as the perfect guy for this strange character.

—Mike Myers

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Welcome Terry to the world of home ownership. Welcome to the world of mortgage payments and real estate taxes.

—Mike Myers

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We’ve been trying to price things at roughly half the market value.

—Mike Myers

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I had done Shrek as a Canadian and I’m very proud to be Canadian, but I knew I could give more to it.

—Mike Myers

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I have very happy memories of fairy tales. My mother used to take me to the library in Toronto to check out the fairy tales. And she was an actress, so she used to act...

—Mike Myers

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They took almost the whole interior decor – wood for a bar top, wainscoting and even some of the pews. Someone in St. Augustine wants to put up a crab shop on A1A and they...

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I think when I have kids and grandchildren I will be very proud to have them watch this movie.

—Mike Myers

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And I thought, when I have kids, that’s the sort of well told, silly, and fun fairy tale that I would want to take them to. But it was an amazing experience. And I think...

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My Dad was from Liverpool, and he picked it up in the army. He’d often come out with this stuff.

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Austin sounds a little bit like Aston Martin, which is the type of car James Bond would drive.

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My parents would read those books to me as well but they used to make me starving when I was a kid because they were always eating ham sandwiches with the crusts off and drinking...

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Canada is the essence of not being. Not English, not American, it is the mathematic of not being. And a subtle flavour – we’re more like celery as a flavour.

—Mike Myers

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Cameron is incredibly charming. I’ve seen Charlie’s Angels four times.

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My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.

—Mike Myers

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Comedy. It was just huge in my house. Peter Sellers and Alec Guinness, Monty Python and all those James Bond movies were highly regarded.

—Mike Myers

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Europe is scooters. Europe is five young people on one bench sharing a chocolate bar. Their idea of entertainment and fun is so much different than ours, which is exactly why a movie about them...

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Shooting this one was kind of like a two month party, we would literally play music between takes, and other movies that were shooting on our lot would play hookey, come over and hang out...

—Mike Myers

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We’re expecting a lot better sales due to the large freshman class. Also, we are looking forward to the football season when things cool down and we get into ‘pizza weather,’

—Mike Myers

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Europe is weird songs that would never make it in America.

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