I’ll quit coffee. It won’t be easy drinking my Bailey’s straight, but I’ll get used to it. It’ll still be the best part of waking up.

And then they went after Meryl Streep. But (Bernadette) is amazing.

Thank you to the strong women in my category, who I’ve stolen from frequently, and will continue to do so in the future.

Honey, I thought we talked about the beret. Even Patty Hearst couldn’t pull one off, and she had money and a gun.