There was a lot of pretense floating around; not just with aunties and all that but with emotions and how people saw you. They had a point. There’s a lot to learn from that generation...

If you’re going to play it out of tune, then play it out of tune properly.

I knew it was coming. I knew they didn’t have the nerve.Three days in and they’ve got faces like vexed tomatoes, their skins flaking sci-fi style: burnt to fuck. They were an embarrassment; not only...