You held me down and rammed me so hard I deep-throated you from the other end.

You think everyone pervs you.”… “That’s cos they do, and you’re just jealous, cos I’m gorgeous and you’re not.” ~ conversation between Dante &Ash

If he’s after sledge I’d say he’s a bottom, and a very sore one if he succeeds , cos your bro looks like he’s got a third leg down there, it’s so fucking huge. Got...

Jenna walked in between desks and plonked herself down behind hers, noticing AGAIN that the teacher hadn’t graced the class with his zitty presence. She thought Mr. Kennan needed to get fired, which said a...