Ethan: “You think I’m a hero?”Beth: “Yes.”Ethan: “But lousy husband material?” Like that really mattered to him.Beth: “Don’t sweat it. So was Superman.

Ethan: “Abstaining definitely doesn’t work.”Beth: “what do you suggest?”Ethan: “We’re obviously going to have to make love often, but keep the encounters from getting too intense.” He sounded perfectly serious, like he really believed what...