Thank you for that, boy genius! Where did you graduate from? Hogwarts School for the Mentally Unbalanced?

Your lips are so soft and girly. I really must know what you use on them.

But the man who truly loves you will tend to your heart like he tends a garden, nurturing it until it grows and blooms under his hand.

He looked like a sexy ninja. Or a tiger ready to pounce on his prey. She just looked like she was sitting sideways on an invisible toilet. Curse the male species for making danger look...