When I was a kidI liked burning ants with a magnifying glass.but I think that progressed into adulthood where I now believe in aliens.

We know there’s no use in getting miserable, so we go out on the town instead!

I was brought up with psychics and tarot cards. My mum was always told I was going to be in a boy band and be famous as a singer.

I still have imaginary friends who I talk to in my head.

To be honest everything goes over my head a bit.

I think about dying a lot, every time I fall asleep on a train or a plane I expect to wake up to a crash!

I haven’t been unfaithful, well only when I was younger!

My perfect girl would be pretty mad, but one you can have a conversation with. No one can be too mad for me, the madder the better. I love a crazy chick!

If I fancy a girl, I’ll tell her. I’ll say: ‘You’re fit.’

I’m eccentric, what else? I don’t know, I’ve got two people telling me what to say.

I’d send Christina Aguilera to Mars cos she’d scare all the aliens!

I haven’t shaved my private parts, but I dyed them once for a laugh! They looked more ginger, though!

I have a rude thought every three seconds!

I’d go out with Duncan if I was a girl.

I’m an expert at kissing girls necks, they love it. Girls say I’m quite sensitive, but I’m hyperactive too.

I’m very romantic and very soppy, but sometimes I wish I wasn’t!

There is something really mysterious about lions. They could rip you apart if they wanted to, but at the same time they look so cuddly. Can you imagine what humans look like to animals? They...

Chat to the ghosts! That’s what I do!

I try not to sleep with every girl I see, but it’s hard!

When I was a kid ‘¦I liked burning ants with a magnifying glass ‘¦.but I think that progressed into adulthood where I now believe in aliens.

I got caught kissing my dad’s ex-girlfriend – at his wedding!