I’m scared of the geese. When I was five, my mom took me down there to feed those horrible beasts and one of them nearly took my hand off.

Dude, you know I’m not getting paid for this shit, which is probably against the law. Child labor going on right here in the heartland of America!-Dan Garrett

what’s the saying? All is donkey balls in love and war?-Dan Garrett

Be true to yourself and others will be true to you, too.

No gaming outside of the venue without a sanctioned game master.