Sweetheart, I’ve been there with you through all of it. I was the one who camped out with you in that old tree house for days on end and held you after your mom died....

It’s okay if you’re intimidated by my overwhelming masculinity. I promise to take good care of you.””How sweet of you. But let’s be honest. I’d ruin you for other women, and I’m just too nice...

Tonight isn’t for the baby. This is just you and me.

I bet you don’t hear no a lot.””It’s a dirty word. I’m not a fan of it.

She looks like a mop.””And this is exactly the problem.”She waved at his entire body. “You can’t even stop yourself from insulting an innocent animal. How am I supposed to get you ready for decent...

A Short Southern Screw? So I was right. You’re craving something south ot the Mason-Dixon Line.”He moved closer, crowding her even though there was still a good twelve inches between them.”I can assure you, though,...

Right now, all he wanted was to get her to take that first step. “I’m not going to tattoo my name on your ass. I’m asking you to be my girlfriend.

Well darlin’, I fuck who I want to. And right now that’s you.

What does successfully matching me have to do with a damn dog?””Gollum will make you more approachable. You need that— desperately.””There’s not a damn thing approachable about that beast.””Something you have in common.

So let me get this straight. You have no hobbies. You don’t care what this woman looks like as long as she can “doll herself up” and entertain herself and pop out a few babies...

And here I thought I’d get by on my charm and good looks.””That’ll get you a first date. It won’t get you a second one with anyone who’d be suitable.” When he laughed, she look...

She never thought she’d be into sex that was so overwhelming and desperate, but after that night on the dining room table she started eyeing his furniture in a whole new way. Would he take...

Don’t call me babe. I’m not a floozy. Or a freaking talking pig.

The man was great, but no man was great enough to sever a friendship between her and one of her girls. Chicks before dicks, and all that.

The guy in bed with her was not Nathan. Which meant Elle was buck-naked and wantonly riding the wrong guy.

He released her arm and crossed his own over his chest. “I’m trying not to jump to conclusions. Spit it out.””I’m more of a swallowing kind of a girl.”Holy hell.

Is that a baton in your pocket, officer, or are you just happy to see me?

Woman you’re as mean as a copperhead. Come here let’s find out if you’re as cold-blooded.