At 16 I was stupid, confused, . . . and indecisive. At 21 I was wise, self-confident, . . . and assertive. At 45 I’m stupid, confused, . . . and indecisive. [Is] maturity only...

Maturity is only a short break in adolescence.

I’ve backed off cliffs all of my career. The best things I’ve done I’ve backed into. I never understood what I was getting into, I never started out to be a political cartoonist. There wasn’t...

Getting out of bed in the morning is an act of false confidence.

I grew up to have my father’s looks- my father’s speech patterns-my father’s posture- my father’s opinions and my mother’s contempt for my father

design is so important because chaos is so hard

At sixteen I was stupid, confused and indecisive. At twenty-five I was wise, self-confident, prepossessing and assertive. At forty-five I am stupid, confused, insecure and indecisive. Who would have supposed that maturity is only a...

The big mistake that men make is that when they turn thirteen or fourteen and all of a sudden they’ve reached puberty, they believe that they like women. Actually, you’re just horny. It doesn’t mean...

I used to think I was poor. Then they told me I wasn’t poor, I was needy. Then they told me it was self-defeating to think of myself as needy. I was deprived. (Oh not...

A Barrel of Laughs, a Vale of Tears.

Christ died for our sins. Dare we make his martyrdom meaningless by not committing them?

I told the doctor I was overtired, anxiety-ridden, compulsively active, constantly depressed, with recurring fits of paranoia.

Artists can color the sky red because they know it’s blue. Those of us who aren’t artists must color things the way they really are or people might think we’re stupid.

I love doing it and until I stop loving it, this is what I do. I loved writing for the theater for 20 years, and then I stopped. And this is what replaced it. I...

Jesus died to forgive our sins. Dare we make his martyrdom meaningless by not committing them?

Good swiping is an art in itself

I grew up to have my father’s looks, my father’s speech patterns, my father’s posture, my father’s opinions, and my mother’s contempt for my father.