A wise man writes down what he thinks, a stupid man forgets what he thinks, a complete idiot punishes himself for what he thinks.

Genius – the ability to produce fantastic amounts of equally fantastic bullshit that all makes perfect sense

Ideas are the building blocks of ideas.

They are the greatest curse of all great men, daughters

One of the most secure markets in the world is human nature, few understand it, all have it.

Distance makes the heart grow fonder, and familiarity breeds contempt. According to this my soul mate should be in Thailand.

All you may need to be happy is love, but to survive you need money!

Three things are needed for a good life, good friends, good food, and good song.

Friends are the greatest labor and the greatest reward

Writer’s block is the greatest side effect of boredom