I’m related to one. Can you believe that? It was bad enough thinking I was paranoid, going crazy or maybe just cursed, but to find out Gods are real and that I’m related to one…...

I’ll have you know there is nothing simple about my groin…” He shot her his predatory grin, the one he often reserved for her breasts. Run little girl, run far and run fast… take those...

Are you talking about sex? Because if you are, there are plenty of products on the market today that claim to be just as good as a man. Not to mention some of them come...

Damn and double damn the man. So much for I am woman, hear me roar. More like I am gobsmacked, watch me drool.

You aren’t going to throw up are you? This is one of my favourite suits.

Take it as a compliment. I only try to corrupt people I like.

Claws to self, Vampira, I assume you brush your teeth twice a day but I have no idea where those hands of yours have been.

Just think it through Ace. I’m sure the answer will come to you… eventually.” Jake sat there in silence, staring at the closed door to Sher’s bedroom. What had just happened here? Well, he’d just...

She wondered what he really saw when he looked at her. God, she hoped she didn’t look like his mother or anything. That would be veering into a Hitchcock shower scene that she really didn’t...