I tend to live in the past because most of my life is there.

a famous city’s most famous landmark.

One day if I do go to heaven…I’ll look around and say, ‘It ain’t bad, but it ain’t San Francisco.’

A bridge is only a bridge, a highway in the sky. The ferryboats were close to the foaming heart of the matter something to love.

There are more of them than us.

One day if I do go to heaven… I’ll look around and say, ‘It ain’t bad, but it ain’t San Francisco.’

The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the second time around.

The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever.

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew.

The trouble with born again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the second time around

Cockroaches and socialites are the only things that can stay up all night and eat anything.