Politics: The highest calling to the lowest falling

The right man, in the right place, at the right time – can steal millions

United Nations: Where America feeds the hands that bite it

Some of the dirtiest dogs, past and present, had mothers

If you want to really know what your friends and family think of you die broke, and then see who shows up for the funeral.

Never underestimate the value of cold cash.

Grief, and an estate, is joy understood.

To a warden, Utopia is an escape-proof jail

Money is the best cosmetic

A writer is a person who has solutions for which there are no riddles.

Anyone who doesn’t miss the past never had a mother.

The most touching epitaph I ever encountered was on the tombstone of the printer of Edinburgh. It said simply: ”He kept down the cost and set the type right.”

there is no such thing as a harmless truth.

The best way to lose weight is to develop an orthodox belief in some religion that doesn’t allow any fun

Grief, and an estate, is joy understood,

Occasionally, when honesty was the best policy, he was honest

It is harder for a poor man to be successful than it is for a rich man.

The first step to wisdom is to avoid the common fallacy which considers everything profound that is obscure

All the world’s a stage, and all the clergymen critics.

A liberal is a man who is right most of the time, but he’s right too soon

Expert: Someone who brings confusion to simplicity

In union suits there is length