If the first person who answers the phone cannot answer your question it’s a bureaucracy. If the first person can answer your question, it’s a miracle.

Divorce is a declaration of independence with only two signers.

Where there is life there is wishful thinking.

In our society a man is known by the company he owns.

Elections are held to delude the populace into believing that they are participating in government.

It is unfair to believe everything we hear about lawyers, some of it might not be true.

There are three subjects on which the knowledge of the medical profession in general is woefully weak; they are manners, morals, and medicine.

Traditionally the great men of our country have sprung from poor environments; that being so, it would appear we have long suffered from a severe lack of poverty.

It is hard to say why politicians are called servants, unless it is because a good one is hard to find.