Believe me, ’tis a godlike thing to lend; to owe is a heroic virtue.

It is my feeling that Time ripens all things; with Time all things are revealed; Time is the father of truth.

When undertaking marriage, everyone must be the judge of his own thoughts, and take counsel from himself.

The farce is finished. I go to seek a vast perhaps.

Nature abhors a vacuum

No clock is more regular than the belly.

Everything comes in time to those who can wait.

A bellyful is a bellyful.

Friends, you will notice that in this world there are many more ballocks than men. Remember this.

Not everyone is a debtor who wishes to be; not everyone who wishes makes creditors.