My sincerest gratitude to every ass hole, horrible boss, and worthless piece of shit I’ve ever met for giving me new and endless material to work with and a way to earn a living exposing...

I can be a stupid girl inside of a crazy woman at times over you. If I weren’t, you should be worried! We all do stupid shit. I might as well be a fool for...

My existence began the day you were created and was realized the day we met.

He said I’m the winning lottery ticket, like he’s never meant anything more.

Realizing that many you once thought the world of are nothing but glorified assholes means you’ve grown up. 

The moment my niece came into the world, I realized that logic can’t make sense of someone who’s so brand new to you.