When inside of her, he’s beside himself.

He’s unconventionally attractive and yet coincidentally everything I’ve ever wanted.

I’m convinced that not all units of time are equal.

When you leave, I feel like I’m alone with your demons.

True love is wanting to spend the rest of your life with someone you would sometimes also like to strangle.

Be a lady? Forget it. Ladies don’t last a day in the real word. No one’s a lady anymore. Why do you think we get our claws polished?