When did swearing become so easy? You still would never swear in front of your parents or most adults, but when you’re with your friends it’s like every fifth word. Why couldn’t learning Spanish be...

The teachers complain that the students today are all lazy, ignorant, and stupid. But the truth is that you’re smarter than they are. You’re not even old enough to drive and you already know that...

aptitude” for math, but all you got in the end was a B minus. The truth is you weren’t even trying. But then you got low Cs and Ds in all your other classes and...

ThinkWhen did it go wrong?The break-in?No, before that.The party?That was part of it, but that wasn’t when it started.Zack?Of course, yeah, it would be easy to say it was Zack. But that’s not it, is...

The textbooks are dumbed down to the where your kid sister could probably read them, and the teacher go over and over and over the same stuff anyway, drilling it into your head so that...

You’re surprised at all the blood.He looks over at you, eyes wide, mouth dropping open, his face almost as white as his shirt.He’s surprised, too.

There’s always a but. It’s a magical word. You can say anything you want, go on for as long as you want, and then all you have to do is add the magic word and...

Here are the Top Ten things that your parents say to you:-Is that all you’re going to do all day, sit in front of the computer?-When I was your age I had two jobs.-Why don’t...