…all members of Congress should be required wear NASCAR uniforms. You know, the kind with the patches? That way we’d know who is sponsoring each of them. I think he was kidding; they’d never be...

Human beings are the most successful of animals because of their capability to learn, and an abused animal learns very quickly to defend itself. It also learns very quickly to trust very few people –...

If he’s like any other man I’ve ever met, it’s not my smile he’s going to be looking at.

Have a smile on your face for everyone you meet, and a plan to kill them.

You can’t kill an American Citizen without benefit of a trial.””I can if you’re on the list, traitor.””LIST? What list? What the hell are you talking about?”BLACK LIST, July 24

There are many lay people and scholars alike, both with and without the Muslim community, who feel that the pure orthodox Islam of the fundamentalists could never survive outside the context of its seventh-century Arabian...

… have a smile for everyone you meet and a plan to kill them.

Robert Ashford possessed one of the key character flaws necessary to a traitor. He thought he was smarter than everyone else. This allowed the overeducated career bureaucrat to sell out his own country, because he...

You know when I told you the joke about how a friend will help you move, but a real friend will help you move a body? I was only kidding.