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Artie Lange  Quotes
It’s good to be alive.

—Artie Lange

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Alive
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It is funny because the guy who is my boss now, Howard Stern, has a similarity there. He got big being a regular guy. He wasn’t the greatest looking guy in the world.

—Artie Lange

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GreatestLooking
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I once dealt with a prima donna on a movie set. I won’t say who, but his first name is a country. A communist country. Run by Fidel Castro.

—Artie Lange

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MovieOnceRun
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Whiskey will always be a part of my life.

—Artie Lange

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Whiskey
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‘Course the world of sports takes itself way too serious. Sports writers are all high and mighty.

—Artie Lange

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HighItself
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I got cast on ‘MADtv’ as one of eight permanent cast members chosen from 8,000 comics who’d been screened. For any comic trying to make something of themselves, that was like hitting triple 7s-jackpot.

—Artie Lange

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CastEightThemselves
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I never went through a period were I wanted to be a doctor, a cop or even a rock star. All I wanted to do was play short stop for the Yankees from the time...

—Artie Lange

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RockShort
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Richard Lewis has this incredible ability to look like he’s just… you know it’s an act that’s been honed. What you have to do in standup is create spontaneity, somehow; even though you’ve done this...

—Artie Lange

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AlmostThinkingTimes
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