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Artie Lange  Quotes
Richard Lewis has this incredible ability to look like he’s just… you know it’s an act that’s been honed. What you have to do in standup is create spontaneity, somehow; even though you’ve done this...

—Artie Lange

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AlmostThinkingTimes
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My dad was Superman to me, and in my mind he always will be.

—Artie Lange

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Googling me, you talk about being depressed. First of all there’s 18 websites that predict my early death.

—Artie Lange

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Only when you’re in that ditch, lying there in the muddy runoff you’ve made of your life, gazing up at the peak you fell from, do you truly know how small you are and understand...

—Artie Lange

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I’m like the master of ceremonies being funny, and then sometimes people you’re with, girlfriends and stuff, are like, ‘God I wish I had the person on stage to be with all the time.’

—Artie Lange

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The regular guy still relates to him and Howard is a $500 million guy now who dates a model and drives about in a limo all day. But Howard still knows how to make a...

—Artie Lange

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The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don’t drink in moderation.

—Artie Lange

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Historically, a successful life in comedy is a dream that’s as equally pondered and unpursued as being an astronaut.

—Artie Lange

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