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Artie Lange  Quotes
A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian.

—Artie Lange

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Of course in show business there are two ways to play it and I am not politically correct so I am not going to get endorsements or anything like that.

—Artie Lange

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I’m a comic, so I like to stay nocturnal. I work 10 p.m. to 1 a.m.

—Artie Lange

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I was always a thin kid; I was an athlete.

—Artie Lange

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The Howard Stern Show is a big hit because it entertains dumb and smart people at the same time for different reasons.

—Artie Lange

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When I became a standup comic, my hero, one of them, was Richard Pryor, and you know, I think that comedians, like, comedians talk about hacks, and what a hack is, is someone who does...

—Artie Lange

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You know you have a gambling problem when it’s 4 A.M. at the Mirage Sports Book and you’re walking around going, ‘Hey you get the lacrosse scores?’

—Artie Lange

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Richard Lewis is the master at taking a joke that he’s told a million times in a row in the past year, on the road, and making it look like he’s pulling it out of...

—Artie Lange

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