No matter what argument you make against evolution, the response is Well, you know, it’s possible to believe in evolution and believe in God. Yes, and it’s possible to believe in Spiderman and believe in...

As far as I’m concerned, I’m a middle-of-the-road moderate and the rest of you are crazy.

We’ve finally given liberals a war against fundamentalism, and they don’t want to fight it. They would, except it would put them on the same side as the United States.

As the saying goes: God made man and woman; Colonel Colt made them equal.

I am the illegal alien of commentary. I will do the jokes that no one else will do.

From the people who brought you “zero tolerance,” I present the Gun-Free Zone! Yippee! Problem solved! Bam! Bam! Everybody down! Hey, how did that deranged loner get a gun into this Gun-Free Zone?

Guns are our friends because in a country without guns, I’m what’s known as “prey.” All females are.

I love to engage in repartee with people who are stupider than I am.

I’m a Christian first, and a mean-spirited, bigoted conservative second, and don’t you ever forget it. You know who else was kind of “divisive” in terms of challenging the status quo and the powers-that-be of...

The theories of the French revolutionaries, as summarized by historian Roger Hancock, were founded on “respect for no humanity except that which they proposed to create.In order to liberate mankind from tradition, the revolutionaries were...

Democrats see our voluntary military supported by taxpayer dollars as their personal Salvation Army. Self-interested behavior, such as deploying troops to serve the nation, is considered boorish in Manhattan salons.

The actual history of interracial rape – according to FBI statistics – is that, since the 70’s, approximately 15,000 to 36,000 white women have been raped by black men every year, while, on average, zero...

When conservative judges strike down laws, it’s because of what’s in the Constitution. When liberal judges strike down laws (or impose new laws), it’s because of what’s in the New York Times

We know who the homicidal maniacs are. They are the ones cheering and dancing right now.

The Democratic Party supports criminals and Islamic terrorists but has no sympathy for taxpayers.

It’s often said that those who are unduly bothered by gays are latent homosexuals. Isn’t it possible that people obsessed with racism are themselves racist.