Be realistic, Aiden, I told myself. You know your value to the penny and it’s measured in inches, time, age, stamina, looks, and being able to put up with gross and sometimes bizarre situations. Personality...

I have heard the most fantastical gossip about myself and each time I thought, “If only my life were that exciting, fun, outrageous, and sexy”. Then again my memory wasn’t so sharp when I took...

The Ritz Hotel was grand, sophisticated, and established, unlike me. The only thing we had in common was façade. Mine may not have been as ornate but it was equally phony. I was presenting myself...

Maybe he’d never come across anybody as well versed at objectifying body parts as I was. In my defense, this was an occupational hazard; one of the tricks of my trade was the ability to...

I’m self-taught. I didn’t just become a man, it was a decision.

Once undressed I felt less exposed. (…) Naked was my uniform. (…) There was no pressure to conform.

Maybe he’d never come acrross anybody as well versed at objectifying body parts as I was. In my defense, this was an occupational hazard; one of the tricks of my trade was the ability to...