When a man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. But let him sit on a hot stove for a minute-and it’s longer than any hour. That’s relativity.

Men will always delight in a woman whose voice is lined with velvet.

If women didn’t exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.

here is a special place in hell for women who do not help other women.

Women speak two languages – one of which is verbal.