I am not designed to come secondor third, I am designedto win.

Why is luge a sport? You dress up like a giant sperm and go sledding really fast. That’s hardly athletic. Phallic and sexy, yes. But hardly athletic.

I mean it, guys,” I said. “Why don’t you play Two Foot Trivia instead? It’s just as fun and much safer.””First of all, this is completely safe,” Grayson replied. “Second, if we had both feet...

The Greatest” is a bite-your-tongue-book. Ultimately a tragic tale it is also immensely uplifting and easily the best footballer biography I have ever read.

Wie man weiß, gibt es ja nichts auf der ganzen Welt, das langweiliger ist, als Sport zu machen, und wenn etwas noch langweiliger ist, dann natürlich Sportlern bei der Ausübung ihrer langweiligen Sportarten zuzusehen.

Mistakes made me matchless.