Man the boundaries, protect us, do your duty to our school!

I—I didn’t think—””That,” said Professor McGonagall, “is obvious.

And it’s Johnson, Johnson with the Quaffle, what a player that girl is, I’ve been saying it for years but she still won’t go out with me —”JORDAN!’ yelled Professor McGonagall.’Just a fun fact, Professor,...

Minerva, kindly go to Hagrid’s house, where you will find a large black dog sitting in the pumpkin patch. Take the dog to my office, tell him I will be with him shortly, then come...