Nico: I love you.Percy: What?Nico: Did you say something Jason?Jason: What?Nico: You just said you love Percy?Jason: Wait, what? No, I didn’t, wait,Percy: Dude. What the Tartarus?Jason: No, Nico’s the one who loves you.Nico: *Pushes...

With great power… comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.

Running with a drowsy child of Hades was more like doing a 3 -legged race with a life size rag doll.

Whoa ,zombie dude

He just summoned the dead with coke and cheeseburgers