Awww, that’s sweet. Nothing says ‘I love you’ like a well-made implement of pain.

Chocolate’s better than sex any day.

You little subs make me nervous. Being around you is too much like walking into a room filled with tiny kittens and trying not to step on one.

I’m not likely to forget someone slapping my butt with a big piece of wood.

I do like seeing you in chains, darlin’.

A girl could get to hate Doms.