…But I know as well as the next werewolf who’s fallen that you don’t get to choose who trips you. Once your soul recognises its other half, what follows is no longer within your control…”~...

I hated lying to my family.I had no choice.As a werewolf, the pack’d go apeshit if they found out I’d spent the last few months shagging a cat.~Kyle Larsen

Sure, swing your oscillating dick over there, and see how long you last before she runs screaming for the authorities.

Either that’s your mobile buzzing in your room, or there’re sex toys you haven’t told us about having a party in there without you.”~ Josh Larsen

You wouldn’t want to get squashed.