I dug through my purse for the Glock. There is was, and I realized I’d never set the safety. I decided to consider this a great example of forethought rather than my being the stupidest...

…She says with that mistyfar-away look in her eyes. Like conjunctivitis.

Everyone says “i will never” and “one should never” but, actually, “No one can Resist Miss-using Power (at-least ones) when they have it”.