Conflict happens. People aren’t happy all of the time.

Nothing is inevitable until it happens.

People say I make up wild stories. But all I have to do is write down stuff that really happens.

Have you noticed that life, with murders and catastrophes and fabulous inheritances, happens almost exclusively in newspapers?

I never believe anything in the world of entertainment until it actually happens and the check clears the bank.

Also the fact that anything he does is seen and heard by the entire country, not just his actual audience or those who live in the region he happens to be in.

Being injured is something that happens in this sport. Anybody who gets into it understands that.

The new always happens against the overwhelming odds of statistical laws and their probability, which for all practical, everyday purposes amounts to certainty; the new therefore always appears in the guise of a miracle.

Something magic happens when I get to a club or get on stage.

I feel as though I would be delighted to come back into working in the film world, and working in the theater world again. I’m just gonna see what happens.

I love the pictures of Old Hollywood, seeing the directors dressed in suits and ties. Even the grips would be wearing ties. But the biggest thing is when I was a kid, I couldn’t wait...

I’ve never thought of myself as a classic leading man. I’m a character actor who happens to play leading roles. Come on, look at me. I’m really Desperate Dan.

I don’t have anything to hide but what happens is the media tend to beat up what I say.

When I worry about privacy, I worry about peer-to-peer invasion of privacy. About the fact that anytime anything of any note happens, there are three arms holding cell phones with cameras in them or video...

What happens when you get to the age of 60 is that you have no more doubts. I know why I’m here on this planet. I know what I need to do. I know what...

I like to have fulsome discussions on every topic. What happens if you lose this show? What would you do? We have to look at every hypothesis.