Not that she didn’t love almost every boy she’d ever met, and not that every boy in the world didn’t totally love her. It was impossible not to. But she wanted someone to love her...

Open the fridge and putMy heart on a plate.I’m just as you leftme, and I taste even betterleftover.

…don’t act like I didn’t for you.I did. Hard. And for a long time.So please, forgive me if now that we’re over, I’m exhausted.

Give a girl a boyfriend and she becomes a total expert on relationships

Be careful walking down the primrose path. You may find hell instead of happily ever after.