The only true currency in this bankrupt world are the moments you share with someone when you’re uncool.

Angels are good not simply because they see bad as bad, but also because they see bad as corny.

Any fool can do something cool and look cool, but it takes skill to make something uncool cool again.

In a game of chess, someone has to take the black pieces.

I’m so cool that the kids come to my bedroom and go, ‘Mom! Turn the music down!

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Evidently, I’d suffered an epiphany: the subconscious realization that when it comes to coolness, nothing the human race has ever invented is more cool than a book.