Quick! What aisle are the douches in? I’ve got three bitches at the beach cottage and they all stick to high heaven.”…”You do carry Massengill, don’t you? That’s the best brand, according to my research.””Ah…”...

You always were the hot head. You got a temper in you that can’t be tamed, yet you also got a soft spot for stray dogs, kids in trouble and damsels in distress. See why...

A smart woman knows when to listen to her man.”Her man? “He is most definitely not my man. He’s not my type.””Type? If he was any more your type, he’d have you sitting in his...

Ice Man, his friends had called him. She’d give him a different nickname, like Sex on a Stick or Horny Toad.

She tugged on his hair. “I’ll have you know I’m no weakling.”He grinned and kissed her forehead. “No, it takes a strong woman to kill a truck.

Take me inside. Show me if a fireman knows how to start a fire.

In unison, they recited an ancient rhyme.”With one blue eye to rule the sky,An eye of brown controls the ground;Magic swirls within our souls,Cryptic, mystic, spiritualistic,To protect the weak from evil’s effect,Elements guide us, ever...

Och, my potion is boiling. I need to say good night and keep an eye on the pot. Ye canna overboil newt’s eyeballs.

Her breathing hitched and his all but seized in his lungs for the want of her, the taste of her, the feel of her under his hands. His lips whispered against the curve of hers,...

Tell me to stop, Sugar, or I’m going to start a firestorm of emotion neither one of us will know how to handle.”She smiled. “I’ve always loved storms.”He jerked her face closer and her heart...