All I can say is I’m ready to play. We have four strikers now competing for two places. D J Campbell came and looked really sharp. I really like his style and even though he’s...

Is Japan turning Communist? Stop. Need 1,000 words soonest.

To publish (the cartoons).. would be a publicity seeking stunt that is gratuitously offensive and ultimately rather juvenile.

This tacky trade would arguably be less damaging to the public good were it not for the fact that a peerage comes with substantial political influence.