If I’m sitting on the toilet and I’m looking at the grouting on the tiles, that grouting really gets me. Mothers have a thing about grouting.

I would like to punch her,

Melanie Griffith has destroyed herself,

Last year I thought it was all about me actually. I thought it was all about the judges and that we could do what we wanted. But it’s really not, in the big scheme of...

Come on, a bit of egg isn’t gonna spoil a rock show for someone standing at the back of a 46,000 strong crowd. Everyone got a show they’ll remember for the rest of their lives....

Have you seen U2’s live show? It’s boring as hell. It’s like watching CNN.

If anybody says their facelift doesn’t hurt, they’re lying. It was like I’d spent the night with an axe murderer.

Talk about a knees -up? Have you seen U2’s live show? It’s boring as hell. It’s like watching CNN.

You look fabulous, darling.

Britain leads the way in fund raising. I am so proud of Britain.

No, I have no problem with their management. After we did the first show in Boston, I had an email from Rod Smallwood saying that Bruce was concerned that the front rows of the audience...

I want it to be remembered that Ozzy was the first celebrity who was brave enough to open up his private life to the public. He was the first.

Frankly, Dickinson got what he deserved. We had to listen to his [complaints] for five straight weeks. He only had to suffer a couple of eggs on the head.

I’m very lucky in that I have a good cosmetic surgeon.

I’m quite scared.

Your gut is always right.

She’s absolutely fine. She’s just having fun. We have all tried drugs and drink – she’s experimenting.

Everything we got we worked our asses off for,

When somebody comes who hasn’t worked and wants to take what is yours, it pisses me off big time.