Everybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they are complaining they are unemployed.

I must confess that I am interested in leisure in the same way that a poor man is interested in money

The art of being a good guest is to know when to leave

We live in what virtually amounts to a museum — which does not happen to a lot of people.

All money nowadays seems to be produced with a natural homing instinct for the Treasury.

When a man opens the car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.

We don’t come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves.

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.

I don’t think a prostitute is more moral than a wife, but they are doing the same thing.

The biggest waste of water in the country is when you spend half a pint and flush two gallons.

Dontopedology is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it