You probably wouldn’t worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do.

It’s far easier to forgive an enemy after you’ve got even with him.

If you want to make an easy job seem mighty hard, just keep putting off doing it.

What a pity human beings can’t exchange problems. Everyone knows exactly how to solve the other fellow’s.

If you realize you aren’t so wise today as you thought you were yesterday, you’re wiser today.