When money’s tight and hard to get – and your horse is also ran, When all you have is a heap of debt a pint of plain is your only man

An Irishman is never drunk as long as – He can hold onto one blade of grass and not – Fall off the face of the earth

Here’s to a long life, and a merry one; a quick death, and an easy one; a pretty girl, and an honest one; a cold beer – and another one!

In the New Year, may your right hand always be stretched out infriendship, never in want.