Very Like a WhaleOne thing that literature would be greatly the better forWould be a more restricted employment by authors of simile and metaphor.Authors of all races, be they Greeks, Romans, Teutons or Celts,Can’ts seem...

I think remorse ought to stop biting the consciences that feed it.

The only people who should really sin are the people who can sin and grin.

Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.

Which the Chicken and Which the Egg?He drinks because she scolds, he thinks;She thinks she scolds because he drinks;And nether will admit what’s true,That he’s a sot and she’s a shrew.

The cow is of the bovine ilk; one end is moo, the other milk.

He who has never tasted jail Lives well within the legal pale, While he who’s served a heavy sentence Renews the racket, not repentance.

Every Englishman is convinced of one thing, viz.: That to be an Englishman is to belong to the most exclusive club there is.

Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.

The Bronx? No Thonx!