I never knew what language they’d lapse into when fucked – Urdu or Telugu or a mix of both (only the techies came in English).

God knows nothing gets accomplished in the world these days without terrorism.

To think I need a gun to protect against those who’d kill me for being Muslim … It’s too bad they don’t know about my true religion of noodling – a reason to get their...

Sarita’s been so busy exercising her brain that she hasn’t had time for her heart, the poor thing.

Since the future’s so iffy, I’ll turn my attention to the past.