Art is a private thing, the artist makes it for himself; a comprehensible work is the product of a journalist. We need works that are strong, straight, precise, and forever beyond understanding.

A dramatist is a congenital eavesdropper with the instincts of a Peeping Tom.

An office block made of prestressed celery.

Not content to have the audience in the palm of his hand, he goes one further and clinches his fist.

No theater could sanely flourish until there was an umbilical connection between what was happening on the stage and what was happening in the world.

The vengeful hag is played by Ingrid Bergman, which is like casting Eleanor Roosevelt as Lizzie Borden.

What, when drunk, one sees in other women, one sees in Garbo sober.

Forty years ago, he was Slightly in Peter Pan, and you might say that he has been wholly in Peter Pan ever since.

The buttocks are the most aesthetically pleasing part of the body because they are non-functional. Although they conceal an essential orifice, these pointless globes are as near as the human form can ever come to...

Coming to New York from the muted mistiness of London, as I regularly do, is like travelling from a monochrome antique shop to a technicolor bazaar.

The sheer complexity of writing a play always had dazzled me. In an effort to understand it, I became a critic.

A good drama critic is one who perceives what is happening in the theatre of his time. A great drama critic also perceives what is not happening.

A city whose living immediacy is so urgent that when I am in it I lose all sense of the past

A novel is a static thing that one moves through; a play is a dynamic thing that moves past one.

Art and ideology often interact on each other; but the plain fact is that both spring from a common source. Both draw on human experience to explain mankind to itself; both attempt, in very different...

Even the youngest of us will know, in fifty years’ time, exactly what we mean by ‘a very Noel Coward sort of person’.

A neurosis is a secret that you don’t know you are keeping

William Congreve is the only sophisticated playwright England has produced; and like Shaw, Sheridan, and Wilde, his nearest rivals, he was brought up in Ireland.

A good many inconveniences attend playgoing in any large city, but the greatest of them is usually the play itself.

I am totally against the idea that a Muslim woman should not have the same opportunities as a Muslim man to learn, to open up, to work, help shape the future. To close Islam down...

Pearl is a disease of oysters. Levant is a disease of Hollywood.