The world as seen through the window of an insane asylum is the same world as seen from the window of a dentist’s office.

Even the Thickest pizza on earth will be delivered cold.

It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased.

Arguments with furniture are rarely productive.

There is no easy way to bathe a hummingbird.

Stealing a Rhinoceros should not be attempted lightly.

Spiders are relatively high in protein, but they tickle.

Even the best of friends cannot attend each other’s funeral.

I have seen the future and it is very much like the present, only longer.

if you are married, there exists no comfort in being intelligent.