Kallis is a methodical run machine.

This is the first time I rode on an elephant and I thoroughly enjoyed the safari.

He didn’t quite manage to get his leg over.’ – about Ian Botham, though admittedly on the cricket pitch at the time

South Africa’s bowling attack has been exposed as being toothless, and it certainly lacks a cutting edge.

Vaughan has scored just 84 runs from six innings in the series

The names above him [Andrew Strauss] on the list date back generations to the days of cricketing folklore: Herbert Sutcliffe, Len Hutton and Wally Hammond.

I’ve never got to the bottom of streaking.