I mean, we’re talking about chocolate, for chrissake! Chocolate’s wonderful! Everyone loves it! Look at me, I’m part German! That makes me a kraut! Do you know what kraut is? It’s sauerkraut, men! Which means...

The great thing about baseball is, I’ve heard a hundred statements beginning, ‘The great thing about baseball is.

It’s funny, Matt, everyone thinks Roman’s a nickname–but it’s not, it’s just my name. We’ve got military names way back in our clan. I’ve got Great-Granddad Grant and Great Uncle Sherman and Uncle MacArthur and...