A Kerry footballer with an inferiority complex is one who thinks he’s just as good as everybody else.

How would you know a Cork footballer? He’s the one who thinks that oral sex is just talking about it.

Now listen lads, I’m not happy with our tackling. We’re hurting them but they keep getting up.

I think the Irish woman was freed from slavery by bingo. They can go out now, dressed up, with their handbags and have a drink and play bingo. And they deserve it.