An artist is like a woman who can do nothing but love, and who succumbs to every stray male jackass.

A family without a black sheep is not a typical family.

I cattolici mi rendono nervoso perché sono sleali. E i protestanti? domandò ridendo, quelli mi fanno star male con quel loro pasticciare intorno alla coscienza. E gli atei? rideva ancora. Quelli mi annoiano perché parlano...

I don’t trust Catholics,” I said, “because they take advantage of you.””And Protestants?” he asked with a laugh.”I loathe the way they fumble around with their consciences.””And atheists?” He was still laughing.”They bore me because...